In the books, Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes. Her greatest fear is failing her classes.
However, it goes a lot deeper than that. Subconsciously, I think she believes that if she does not do well and if she fails, they’ll kick her out of Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. So her real fear isn’t failing.
At Hogwarts, she has two wonderful friends who love her, and she is getting to live in an incredible world. She doesn’t want to lose that, and she thinks that if she does bad in her classes, they won’t let her come back.
so what if…
when in the philosophers stone her line “we could be killed, or worse.. expelled” wasn’t her being snooty or a teachers pet..
but her saying that she would rather die than stop going to hogwarts and never see her friends again?
And you know, as a result, she ends up having to erase her own family’s memories of her.
She keeps everything she gained from being at Hogwarts but loses everything else in the process.
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
- scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
- the idea to put ants on stilts
- there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
- confused ants
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
in the distance you hear them
the Whovians have returned
*DOOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH intensifies*
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
This isn’t funny anymore after I stayed in a hostel with a creepy guy with a foot fetish.
I was not expecting that.im legit crying
I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.
Rachel Wilson for president
"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"
I finally know who John Green makes me think of
he totally looks like Jimmy Neutron
but grown up
the hair and everything
I heard this so much in 2007.
And then I didn’t hear it anymore.
And I started thinking, you know, maybe I don’t look like Jimmy Neutron anymore.
I still do.
I am laughing so much